The "Usher - I Farted On Santas Lap" is well - known song of Usher musician. It brings to the musical listeners with the special feelings. Besides that, we should not skip those songs such as : 'Usher - Addictive Lyrics', 'Usher - Better Off Separated Lyrics', 'Usher - Burn Lyrics', 'Usher - Call Me A Mack Lyrics', 'Usher - Can U Help Me Lyrics', 'Usher - Caught Up Lyrics', 'Usher - Caught Up (Remix) Lyrics', 'Usher - Come Back Lyrics', 'Usher - Confesions Part 2 (New Version, Remix) Lyrics', 'Usher - Confessions (Interlude) Lyrics' , etc..
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Lyrics: >
Mom made beans for dinner
you know i ate em all
said come get your coat on
goin to the mall gona visit santa
and sit apon his knee
but all that I could think about
was how not to cut the cheese
waiting there for santa
thought that id explode
the gas bubble grew bigger
with every ho ho ho
try my best to hide that I was doing swell
but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell !
~chorus~
I farted on santas lap
now Christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on santas lap
now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree
I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates
but I'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things
I'll have to do with out
when i sat down on santas lap
I let one slip out
~chorus~
On Christmas eve I snuck out
of my bed with out a sound
went down to the living room to take a look around
and then I saw santa next to the Christmas tree
his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me
put them in a pile got up to turn around
then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most
so I'll always charish that speacial moment when
I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then
~chorus~
Usher Lyrics Songs:
Usher - Addictive Lyrics
Usher - Better Off Separated LyricsUsher - Burn LyricsUsher - Call Me A Mack LyricsUsher - Can U Help Me LyricsUsher - Caught Up LyricsUsher - Caught Up (Remix) LyricsUsher - Come Back LyricsUsher - Confesions Part 2 (New Version, Remix) LyricsUsher - Confessions (Interlude) LyricsUsher - Confessions (Remix) LyricsUsher - Confessions Pt. 2 LyricsUsher - Crazy LyricsUsher - Follow Me LyricsUsher - Forever Young LyricsUsher - Good Ol' Ghetto LyricsUsher - His Mistakes LyricsUsher - I Don't Know LyricsUsher - I Wish LyricsUsher - I'll Show You Love LyricsUsher - If I Want To LyricsUsher - Introlude 8701 LyricsUsher - Just What You Need LyricsUsher - Lifetime LyricsUsher - Love In This Club LyricsUsher - Love In This Club (Ft. Young Jeezy) LyricsUsher - My Boo LyricsUsher - My Boo Ft Alicia Keys Part I LyricsUsher - My Boo Remix LyricsUsher - My Confessions- Part Two LyricsUsher - My Way LyricsUsher - Nice And Slow (B-rock Remix) LyricsUsher - Ooh, Ohh, Hey... LyricsUsher - Party LyricsUsher - Pop Ya Coller LyricsUsher - Roni LyricsUsher - She's Got The Part LyricsUsher - Slow Love LyricsUsher - Something Special LyricsUsher - That's What It's Made For LyricsUsher - Ttp LyricsUsher - Twork It Out LyricsUsher - U Are The One LyricsUsher - U Don't Have To Call LyricsUsher - U Got It Bad LyricsUsher - U Remind Me LyricsUsher - U Remind Me (Lost Boyz Remix) LyricsUsher - U-turn LyricsUsher - What You Need LyricsUsher - Yeah! Lyrics
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